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collarpoints:

I’m so ready for the month-long skeleton party

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rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

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The world is full of nice people. If you can’t find one, be one.
Unknown (via psych-facts)

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easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

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curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

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iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

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